Expat not in Bahrain.

So Bahrain was fun.  Had barely been there long enough to catch my breath and then it erupted.  Various friends asked what I had done and I simply couldn't tell them what was going on - I understood it less than most.  The best line I could come up with was, "I dunno, Guv - I only threw one stone!  I promise!"

And then I got evacuated to Dubai.  36 hours later sent back and now a month later, back in Dubai.  Done well really, haven't I?

Still don't know what I did wrong...